FAVORITE TV SHOWS THAT ARE CURRENTLY ON NETWORK TELEVISION (IN ORDER)

1. 30 Rock
2. Chuck
3. American Gladiators
4. King Of The Hill
5. American Dad

BOOKS I'VE READ RECENTLY

(AND BY 'BOOKS I'VE READ' I MEAN BOOKS-ON-TAPE THAT I HAVE LISTENED TO ON MY WAY TO AND FROM WORK)

1. Devil in the White City: Murder, Magic, and Madness at the Fair that Changed America by Erik Larsen
2. Cod: A Biography of the Fish That Changed the World by Mark Kurlansky
3. Mother Teresa: A Complete Authorized Biography by Kathryn Spink
4. Krakatoa: The Day the World Exploded: August 27, 1883 by Simon Winchester

BOOK ON TAPE I JUST STARTED

1. Salt: A World History by Mark Kurlansky

FAVORITE SPORTS TEAMS (IN ORDER)

1. Phillies
2. Eagles
3. Flyers
4. Green Bay Packers

LEAST FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAMS

1. Red Sox
2. Yankees
3. Braves
4. Mets
5. Blue Jays
6. Giants

LEAST FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAMS

1. Giants
2. Cowboys
3. Patriots
4. Ravens
5. Raiders

LEAST FAVORITE BASKETBALL TEAMS

1. L.A. Lakers
2. Celtics

LEAST FAVORITE HOCKEY TEAMS

1. Red Wings
2. Panthers
3. Penguins

NICKNAMES I HAVE FOR PEOPLE I WORK WITH

Kurt Schrek - Kurtosaurus Schreks
Alex - Tyranosaurus Lex
Miranda - Mirandy
Belva - Smellva

A LIST TO PROVE THAT ADDING "-SAURUS REX" TO ANYTHING MAKES IT BETTER

1. Fionasaurus Rex
2. Amysaurs Rex
3. Springsteenosaurus Rex
4. Led Zepposaurus Rex
5. Baconosaurus Rex

REJECTED NAMES OF THE NEW AMERICAN GLADIATORS

Rejected Men's Names

1. Crusty
2. Metrosexual
3. Cosmopolitan
4. Roid
5. Clarabell
6. Stardust
7. Cupid
8. Reverend
9. Hemeroid
10. Viagra

Rejected Women's Names

1. Menstro
2. Dude
3. Crack Whore
4. Manhands
5. Forehead
6. Back Hair
7. Chewbacca
8. Tom

Lists compiled by Me, Joe, and Amy

DVD'S I RECOMMEND (BASED ON RECENT NETFLIX RENTALS)

1. Reign Over Me
2. Hot Rod
3. Hot Fuzz
4. Knocked Up
5. Kickin' It Old Skool
6. The TV Set
7. Ghost Rider
8. The Bob Newhart Show (TV Show)
9. The Extras (TV show)
10. Flight of the Conchords (TV SHow)
11. Year of the Dog
12. The Black Dahlia

DVD'S I DO NOT RECOMMEND (BASED ON RECENT NETFLIX RENTALS)

1. The OH in Ohio (even though Parker Posey is in it)
2. Helvitica
3. The Simpsons Movie
4. License to Wed
5. Broken English (even though Parker Posey is in it)
6. Fun with Dick & Jane
7. Ghost Rider
8. Bruce Almighty
9. Genuine Nerd

BIRTHDAY WISH LIST

1. People Take Warning! Murder Ballads and Disaster Songs 1913-1938
2. A footlocker
3. A bag full of tens, twenties, and hundreds (I would not mind if there were some fifties in there also) (I would appreciate if the bag had a dollar sign on it.)
4. A laptop

STUFF I WOULD BUY IF I WON POWERBALL

1. A house down at the Shore
2. An H2 Hummer
3. Camoflage Furniture for the Cabin
4. Snowmobiles and ATVs to ride up at the cabin
5. A garage for the aforementioned snowmobiles and ATVs
6. Season tickets to the Phillies

I would also do the following things:

1. Pay off my house, cars, student loans, etc etc until I did not owe anyone any money whatsoever.

DB COOPER KINDA LOOKS LIKE...

1. Hunter S. Thompson
2. Dale Gribble when he isn't wearing a hat

MY PICKS FOR NEAPOLITAN ICE CREAM (OR, MY THREE FAVORITE 'TRADITIONAL' FLAVORS OF ICE CREAM)

1. Mint Chocolate Chip
2. Black Raspberry
3. Peanut Butter Swirl

AND if you want to talk about the new Ben & Jerry's-style Chunk-style flavors of ice cream, i'd have to say:
1. Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby
2. Turkey Hill Phillies Graham Slam
3. Ben & Jerry's Chocolate-Chip Cookie Dough

REJECTED NAMES FOR 'SHREK THE HALLS'

1. God Rest Ye Merry Shreklemen
2. O Little Town of Shreklehem
3. Shreklent Night
4. I Saw Three Shreks