I CAN NOT WAIT FOR (BLANK TV SHOW) TO COME BACK ON THE AIR

LIST OF SHOWS I WANT TO SEE NOW THAT THE WRITER'S STRIKE IS OVER

1. 30 Rock
2. The Office
3. Saturday Night Live (which is actually already back on the air)

LIST OF SHOWS THAT SHOULD JUST BE BROUGHT BACK

1. NewsRadio
2. MacGyver
3. Parker Lewis Can't Lose
4. Arrested Development
5. Listen Up!
6. Andy Richter Controls the Universe
7. Greg the Bunny

PRESIDENT'S DAY

MY FAVORITE PRESIDENTS

1. My Dad (President of the Buck Hollow Hunting Club)
2. Theodore Roosevelt
3. Abraham Lincoln

BANDS I SAW AT A PRESIDENT'S DAY SHOW AT PENN STATE

1. Hoover
2. Lincoln

MORE BOWIE

PEOPLE WITH WHOM I HAVE SEEN DAVID BOWIE

1. Laura Stroffolino
2. Laura's Sister
3. Manny Otero
4. Randy Collins
5. Mike Rowe
6. Randy Stephen

FAVORITE BOWIE SONGS WITH THE WORD 'STAR' IN THEIR TITLE

1. Lady Stardust
2. Starman
3. Ziggy Stardust
4. Star
5. The Prettiest Star

ASHES TO ASHES/FUNK TO FUNKY

PEOPLE WHO ASKED ME WHAT I HAD ON MY FOREHEAD ON ASH WEDNESDAY

1. Julie P.
2. Jason K.

WHAT I ATE ON ASH WEDNESDAY (A DAY OF FASTING AND ABSTAINING)

1. Asiago Cheese Bagel with Cream Cheese
2. A cup of coffee
3. 2 Slices of Pizza
4. A Coke
5. Nachos
6. A Lancaster Brewing Company Hop Hog Beer

FAVORITE BOWIE ALBUMS (IN ORDER)

1. The Man Who Sold the World
2. Low
3. Hunky Dory
4. The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars
5. Lodger
6. Heroes
7. Young Americans
8. Peter and the Wolf
9. Station to Station
10. Black Tie White Noise

FAVORITE BOWIE ALBUMS IF YOU INCLUDE TIN MACHINE ALBUMS

1. The Man Who Sold the World
2. Tin Machine
3. Low
4. Hunky Dory
5. The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars
6. Tin Machine II
7. Lodger
8. Heroes
9. Young Americans
10. Peter and the Wolf

BEST BOWIE ALBUM TITLES

1. The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars
2. David Live: David Bowie at the Tower, Philadelphia

PLACES I'VE SEEN BOWIE

1. The Spectrum
2. The Tower (Tin Machine)
3. The Sony Blockbuster Ampitheater (which was changed to The Tweeter Center and is now called the Susquehanna Bank Center)