STUFF I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO WATCHING NOW THAT WE ARE GETTING CABLE

1. The Phillies
2. Star Trek Next Generation
3. MacGyver
4. The Daily Show
5. Colbert Report
6. That Show About Those Guys Who Drive Trucks Across The Arctice Circle

this is a list I wrote a long time ago:

PEOPLE/THINGS WITH THE INITIALS "AI"

1. Allen Iverson
2. Andre Igudala
3. Amnesty International
4. Artificial Intelligence
5. Art Institute

WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE THAT HAVE THE WORD "ASS" IN THEM TWICE

1. Assassination
2. Assassinated
3. Assassinative
4. Assassinator
5. Assassination
6. Assassin
7. Sassafrass

I left off Sassafrass the last time i made this list. Amy brought it to my attention. She's a good woman.

STUFF TO DO TONIGHT SINCE AMY, FIONA, AND PATRICK ARE IN SHAMOKIN

1. Order a new ladybug umbrella for Fiona since the one she had blew off the porch the other night.
2. Do the dishes
3. Watch "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford"
4. Watch the New episodes of Earl and The Office

WHAT I ACTUALLY DID TONIGHT SINCE AMY, FIONA, AND PATRICK ARE IN SHAMOKIN

1. Ordered a new ladybug umbrealla for Fiona
2. Watched "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert FOrd"
3. Watched a new Episode of Earl (The Office was all repeats)
4. Went on the Internet and looked up the following things:

• The New James McMurtry Album
• James McMurtry Tour Dates
• Directions to the Union meeting tomorrow
• Words that have "ass" in them twice
• The new Phillies alternate uniforms
• New Phillies hat I would like to buy (because 8 Phillies hats are not enough)
• How to say assassin in Klingon

WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE THAT HAVE "ASS" IN THEM TWICE

1. Assassination
2. Assassin
3. Assassinate
4. Assassinating
5. Assassinator
6. Assassinative

MY PHILLIES HATS

1. Red with white P (their regular hat)
2. Red with white P (like the other one, but made of thinner material)
3. Black with white P (that is the one i wear when they are sucking or if they lose a close game because of a stupid mistake)
4. Maroon with White P (retro 70's-era logo. I wear this one after they've done something awesome like won a game with a walk-off home run, or hit a grand slam, or turned a triple play.)
5. Green with white P and a shamrock on the brim
6. Green with a red P and a red Shamrock on the (Incidentally, if you google "phillies hat," a picture of me with this hat on will come up. and it is a bad picture)
7. Red White and Blue hat with White P (technically this is Fiona's hat because it was the kids hat giveaway last year. Fiona does not care much for it prefering the pink phillies hat that her pop-pop bought for her at her first phillies game and it fits my head just fine, so I wear it.)
8. Red and Blue Reading Phillies hat (I almost never wear this one)

KIND OF WEIRD THING ABOUT WATCHING THE JESSE JAMES MOVIE

1. I watched it today, April 3, 2008... 116 years to the day after he was killed.

REMEMBER TWO YEARS AGO WHEN WE WERE AT THE SHORE AND WENT TO SEE BRUCE?

1. Pearl Jam will be in camden while we are at the shore.
2. Do you think Amy would want to go?
3. Do you think Reen would want to go?
4. Do I want to shell out $48 per ticket to see Pearl Jam?
5. If you could guarantee me that they would play all of the songs from Ten I would totally go, but I doubt they would do that.
6. Also, can you guarantee me that Eddie Vedder won't tarnish the show with his anti-bush ranting and raving?